Time to test your wits!
Answers at the bottom… no cheating!
1. Brian is very confused. Can you help him chose the spider that leads to the red circle.
2. Which of the following words is the odd one out?
FROG
TURNIP
PENCIL
3. Who am i?
Make sure you only read below if you have tried your hardest.
Answers – 1) The spider of choice is the one that is joining itself to the required circle of the red family. 2) The odd word out is hogwash, as it is the only word not visible. 3) Henry Kelly.
that’s spider is holding a lollipop, rather than wanting to get to the red circle. that’s why brian is looking so confused.
Naughty spider. It’s no wonder Brian is such a Silly Billy (latin name, Silharius Bilharius).
hurrah for post from the past, as me and Brian could be reunited once more. He has rather taken to phoning me and shouting about a cockroach holding a sherbet dib dab, but, you know, he’s such a rogue!
It’s not his fault, he’s got an extremely wobbly face.
wobbly faces rather lend themselves to sex-pesterting
Wobbly faced sex pests are an outmoded and hurtful stereotype. Brian was born with a wobbly face and has had to deal with prejudice his whole life. If that wasn’t enough, ge doesn’t have the mental facilities to link a spider to a sherbert dib dab. Isn’t it about time that we gave people like Brian a chance?
Probably not, but it’s all food for thought.
I’m of the mind to FORCE cockroaches to hold ice pops. or at least ah-just-push-it pops.
I have in my mind the image of a Roman centurion brandishing a whip, forcing an army of helpless cockroaches to hold aloft flaming ice-pops.
It’s hauntingly erotic.