Here is a recently discovered fact file from the year 2000 filled in by the man\legend himself. Enjoy.
NAME: Dave Burley
NICKNAME: Bob
BIRTHPLACE: Warrington
HOMETOWN Warrington
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon Bits
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Co-Op shower gel
FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING: Cabbage in a basque
DO YOU DRINK: Do Fat Dogs Fart?
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Loads of times! In
the bath.
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: Only if it’s cruel to do
so
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Red
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Yes, I was
convicted of three driving offences in the year 1999,
oh, yes and there was that charge of buggery, but my
father has always had it in for me
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: Listen pal, If I go to an Indian
restaurant, I want a whole fuckin bowl!
PETS: Two fish, and my imaginary friend, Spunky
DREAM CAR: The DeLorean from Back To The Future,
then I could go back in time and rewrite that silly
answer!
FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC: The Beatles do rock
TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: HA HA HA HA HA
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: The A-Team Van
TOOTHPASTE: Crest, no particular reason, I just
fucking do, ALL RIGHT!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Pot Noodle, Anything else is just
pants
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Oh, It’s
wonderful, I had an angelic childhood until I got sent
down for buggering my father
FAVOURITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: Leeds
FAVOURITE SOFT DRINK: ARO Cola
FAVOURITE FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: Pass the turd, It’s
similar to Pass The Parcel, only with a slightly
different concept, you pass around and whoever unwraps
the last level, gets poo all over their hands, It
really is first class entertainment!
WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY: The morning, dumb fuck!
FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR: Christmas
ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK Nicks, are very impressive as
of late
FAVOURITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: Catalytic Converters
FAVOURITE WEB SITE: www.shitbox.com
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: Fuck The Teacher. Mrs
Burns was especially good at that game, although Mr.
Handford somehow didn’t understand the concept.
FAVOURITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY: lesbo girls
fuckfest!
FAVOURITE MOVIE OF ALLTIME: Star Wars
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: TEQUILA! IT MAKES ME
HAPPY!
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Olympic Buggery
Maybe we’ll find out how this information has changed over the lasy 7 years!
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