Pete. Me and my mates go jet skiing every weekend. One weekend me and my mates were jet skiing and one of my mates fell off. You’ll never believe it. My mate couldn’t swim. And we were jet-skiing! We had to help him and everything. It was a nightmare.
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sounds horrific. He had to be helped! A jet ski you say? He fell off? What is that guy like eh? Falling and that. Horiffic. *shudder*
Truly chilling. He fell, believe it or not, in to water. The consequences of a grown man, wearing a life jacket, falling in to moderately temperatured water, are dire.
Trying to think of a story of equal magnitude. Couldn’t think of any from my own experiences, so I thought of my friends, but again, no. So then I thought about films. Still nothing half so dramatic.
I’m currently in negotiations with a major Hollywood studio. It’s important to maintain artistic integrity in the project, to ensure it’s message hits home, and my quest for control is sadly prolonging things.
Absolutely, you could see the studios dumbing down the horror. Maybe not a jetski, but a rowing boat. Maybe not water but those mats they had under climbing frames at school. Instead of a real ‘man’, merely a karcher pressure washer.
Mmmmm karcher pressure washers. Have you tried them deep fried? Absolutely delicious with a side order of Melba toast.