The Sherby57 team are pretty open-minded and are a scientifically progressive bunch. We generally see the worth in genetic research and the medical benefits it can bring to humanity. However when we received the following photo we were genuinely shocked and horrified. Much like dropping shampoo in to the eyes of rats, can anyone see a valid reason for giving a human man a banana penis?
Look at the inane grin on the face of the poor victims face. Does he even realise what has been done to him? I doubt it.
Would a banana penis even be functional? And if it was, what would the offspring of such a fruity phallus look like? I dread to think.
We are assured that the young man in question has been re-homed in a donkey sanctuary in Devon, far away from the prying eyes of the media. But let this tragedy be a warning to all.