We all know that the shadowy puppet master known as “Goot The Crow” has world-wide links but has he moved into Interanational Football? Is it a coincidence that Liverpools recent signing Andriy Voronin is known as “The Crow”? It could be, but I will assume it isn’t. The two share the following characteristics:
1) They are both known as “The Crow”
2) They both have ponytails.
The evidence is damning. What does this mean for football? I don’t know. But rest assured we will not cease until we bring down Goot Crow Industries and stop their evil plans.
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