Way back on the 1st August we published a report on the sighting of a mysterious flying pig (Pigs Might Fly?). At the end of the article we asked if anybody else had made a sighting. Well they have. An anonymous source e-mailed us the following photo. We have had it analysed by scientists at the Torben Piechnik Institute (see Peggy Widge for more on their work) who assure us it is genuine.
The photo is remarkably clear and it appears to be the same creature as in the previous video clip. Top cryptozoologist Dr. Marvin Gaye (also of the Torben Piechnik Institute) says that the pig doesn’t appear to be any known breed (with wings). He told us “I fink it be a robot alien pig. Its the only explanation!”. Who are we to argue?
What does this mean for the world? In the last feature we proposed that the space-time continuum is at risk through the Pigs Flying Probability Theorem. At present we have seen no new holes in time and the have been no earth bound black holes. Let’s face it, we’ve been lucky so far. We have contacted the Space-Time Continuity Police (999) but there was no one there and we had to leave a message. God help us all.
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