A man walks into a pub accompanied by several of his work colleagues. The group enjoy an evenings drinking and dancing in the said public house. The man is not out of sight of his colleagues for more than 2-3 minutes in the whole night (allowing for toilet breaks). They all leave suitably drunken.
On the Monday morning the man tells his workmates that he had sexual relations with two women within the pub walls. He leaves the clue “One was a stunner, one was a dog”. How did this happen? Please leave comments below with your solutions.
Maybe he used potatoes somehow?
Sorry BurscoughBoy, the answer is not vegetable based. (Although it is rather suspicious that you mention potatoes.. I’m watching you!!).. Anybody else got any ideas?
I’m not too sure how this is possible but it does remind me of a certain person I know who once famously confessed to having a 24-er! Apparantly this involves a night of passion where ALL 24 sexual positions are explored!
This same person also confessed to having intercourse with his girlfriend 3 times a night, 6 times a week, 4 times a month.
I wonder if these people are related or something…………..
Hmmm it’s an interesting theory Ant but I think the person you are thinking of is an urban myth. I don’t believe anybody could perform ALL 24 positions in a single night. The most i’ve ever got up to was position 13 and I had been training and everything.
Don’t assume this is based on a real person, its a classic brain teaser that you might find it any reputable puzzle book.
Could they have been the same person?
The old Beer Goggles senario? (it’s caught me… I mean me mate out in the past!)
This is starting to think along the right lines. It’s not really possible to give a yes or no answer to your solution though.
Hi there Sherbs!
Just spotted this discussion and I think I may have something to add. I remember one night a good few years ago when I was in bed just by the bins at the back of the Postern Gate Pub in Warrinton. I was woke up by what appeared to be a balding man, a stunner and a dog!
The man kept saying things that I couldn’t quite make out – I’m sure I did catch a few phrases though such as:
“Four Letters …. Loser”
“Alright stunner – Have a nice weekend”
“Alright dog – Have a nice weekend”
and
“Me and me mate went Jet-Skiing at weekend”
Didn’t see anu activities of a sexual nature though!
Hope this helps!
Dear Monsieur Tramp
There seems to be a large amount of confusion over this post. I set a brainteaser adapted from the classic French philosphy conundrum “Un Homme dans le Petit Pois”. It is not based on the real life antics of anyone. It is somewhat disturbing that this is ringing so many bells for people. I feel that this may need to be investigated further.
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Were the women types of drink? Like speciality ales?
Ah, Mademoiselle Angel
Yours is a logical and sensible solution that in a better, happier universe would indeed be the answer.
The real answer is not only simpler but true.
the answer has to be lateral…like he was a toilet seat or he was in a pub called the queen and dog or summat
Hmmm, yet again, you provide excellent, well reasoned answers, dear Doctor. Alas, I fear that thinking laterally may not be enough. Perhaps the answer lies in fifth-dimensional matrix-based thinking.
it was a computer game? leisure suit larry and the lair of the lounge lizards?
he wa jim bond?
gahhahahahahaaaa. i must know!
Despite my promise not to reveal the answer, here: http://sherby57.co.uk/2009/08/12/ts57p-games-puzzles-and-lies/ – I can’t help but feel pain at your anguish.
As a compromise, I will give you a clue: the story is true. And it’s a really stupid, obvious answer.
One was an actual dog?
It was the same woman but 12 pints later?
He lived upstairs in the pub?
He had a quick threesome in the bogs?
Was ‘the man’ you?
The ‘man’ most certainly was not me. And that may give you a clue to the answer.
warm. Leatherette.
Ok, the man went into the toilet with 2 female work colleagues, one a stunner, one a dog and got it on in the toilets, quickly, as he was so excited.
I’ve just re-read the comments to this post and realise I have totally contradicted myself. As regular readers of Sherby57 will know, reality is supremely fluid (see the post http://sherby57.co.uk/2009/06/14/ts57p-fire-in-my-heart/ for a good example).
As we currently stand, this brainteaser IS based in a true story. Answer it quick before we suffer another transdimensional reality burp.
The fact that he had sex with 2 women are one version of reality. Can you think of any other possibilities?
ah! He was drunk so he thought he was having sex with 2 women. In actual fact it was a transgender person, who looked a bit different later on in the night.
That’s still a bit exotic, think more mundane/pitiful.
it was one of those cardboard cut out women from the peanut cards?
The stunner was his left hand? The dog his right?
He fell asleep, drunk, and it was a dream?
A dream you say? You’re getting extremely close to the answer, although legally, we have to say that there exists the possibilty that it may have been a dream, and we can’t technically prove otherwise.
man went to the pub with his sister and his mum. they both worked for the same company. The ‘sexual relations’ are referring to their hereditary.
he lives in the pub, got drunk and went to bed with a stunner woke up with a dog.
I’m afraid to say, dear doctor, that you’ve gone completely mental.
nooooo! that has to be right. He lives in the pub. He got drunk downstairs in the pub, had beer goggles on so thought he was going to bed with a stunner, had ‘relations’. Woke up sans beer goggles, and found her to be a dog, and had relations anyway out of politeness. It has to be right.
I’m sure in some universes that answer would be so correct that you’d be instantly crowned ‘queen of the world’, just for uttering said answer. I hope this helps ease your pain.
You’ve realised that it was less than two women that he had sex with, and are now down to one woman. Are you prepared to go through the looking glass?
he had relations with one woman but didn’t realise there was a mirror in the room and thought it was two.
I am Queen of the Universe in any dimension-baby!
I still think that you’re thinking of too many women.
0 women. He lied to make himself look like Mr. shabba-loverman-ranks. None of it actually happened.
****!!!CONGRATULATIONS!!!****
We have a winner!!!
Well done to my dear friend, Dr. Angel. You will receive official notification of your success within the next few days.
To the rest of you, keep thinking of answers. Maybe that’s the point.
OMG. Have I really got it?
You have indeed! Your hard work has paid off, well done.
Of course, there is a “meta-answer”, which is almost to complex to understand.