The World of Sherby57

Do you do any of the following?:

• Drop to your knees and wail whenever you see an elephant on television
• Use the phrase “What have we done to the world?” in inappropriate conversations.
• Walk around devastated rain forests in white shirts.
• Sing “ooooooooooooooo… ooooooooooooooo” when you are supposed to be working.

If you answered yes to one or more of them, you may be addicted to Earth Song.  This is a very common problem and it is time that this serious problem was addressed.

You may be saying to yourself, “Yes I have the symptoms, but I don’t even like Earth Song!”. Don’t worry, this makes it even more likely that you are an addict. But never fear, help is at hand.

At ESA, we know how you feel. Every one of our counsellors is a recovering Earth Song addict (its a disease that can’t be cured but you can learn to live with it).  With our patented 13 step program, you can regain control of your life and your families will start to love you again…. Join today.. We’re here to help.

Posted in General Update

Tags: Addiction, Earth Song, Elephants, Help, Organisation, Rain Forest

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2 Responses to “Join ESA – Earth Song Anonymous”

1. Amy Bortner-Gialuco says:

   5 January 2010 at 5:51 am

   Very funny! I think i have all the symptoms of ESA and am proud of it!
   Cheers

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   • sherby57 says:

     5 January 2010 at 4:41 pm

     Hi Amy

     I’m sorry to hear that you’re a sufferer of this awful affliction. Maybe one day you’ll be ready to get some help!

     Sherb

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