Going about my daily life, I often get stopped in the street and mistaken for royalty. It can be a burden as my natural regal elegance and haughty speaking voice can often rub the proles up the wrong way. Others choose to attack me and squawk “How posh are you really? You big stink nose!”. Once and for all i intend to answer these critics.
My answer is this. A close personal friend of moi actually lives on the estate where puppeteer extraordinaire Bob Carolgees used to live. Now I ask you.. could I be any more of an aristocrat? I think not. Now toddle off you oiks and get back down t’pit.
Yours
Sir Smedley-Sherby57
[...] You may remember a few weeks ago that I was informing all you peasants just how upper class I am (How Posh?). Well here is a further update..what [...]
Just in case anyone was in any doubt about how posh Mr Carolgees is (as hard as that it to believe) here is further evidence:
http://www.carolgeescandles.com/games/index.php