You may remember the fact file that Mr B filled in way back in the year 2000 (Classic Bob – Fact File). Well here is the updated version for right now, the 2 to the thousand and 7 (2007). Stay tuned for an in depth analysis of how his answered have changed in the last seven years.
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NAME: ‘Deadly’ Dave Burley
NICKNAME: Deadly, Bobby, Burlox, DaveDaveDave (or 3D)
BIRTHPLACE: Warrington Hosp (I think)
HOMETOWN Warrington (yeah, that place where they play rugby league..don’t get me started)
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: Bacon Bits…cause when you strip it down, croutons are really just stale bread no?
SHAMPOO OR CONDITIONER: Shower Gel
FAVOURITE SALAD DRESSING: You don’t make friends with salad.
DO YOU DRINK: Are you taking the piss?
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: Nah man, don’t want salt down there. How funny would it be if I said yes last time?
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: As much as they make fun of me. If you can’t take the piss out of your mates, where’s the fun?
FAVOURITE COLOUR: Blue (I bet I said Neon Green last time)
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: Hey, look up there, a bus!
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: One. It’s a special pillow and it cost £35. Can’t you tell I live with me bird?
PETS: One day…..
DREAM CAR: Aston DB9
FAVOURITE TYPE OF MUSIC: It’s only rock n’ roll but I like it.
TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: Ford Mondeo (affectionately referred to as ‘The Tank’)
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: Red Astra?
TOOTHPASTE: Dental Floss. What? I thought we were playing Mallets Mallet!
FAVOURITE FOOD: Tough one. I think a Chicken Curry, pretty much always ticks the box for me
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS: Yes, couldn’t live there again though, that might wipe me out.
FAVOURITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: What? Where it’s coldest? Anywhere with a freezer rocks really.
FAVOURITE SOFT DRINK: Club Orange. There is no other soft drink like it. It fucking rocks.
FAVOURITE FAMILY GAME TO PLAY: My family don’t play games, we argue instead, it’s much more fun.
WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME OF DAY: Getting up (dependent on when i went to bed. basically, if I’ve had less than four hours…it’s messy)
FAVOURITE TIME OF YEAR: Christmas or Summer
ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: Messyrs Adi and Das, I salute you!
FAVOURITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: To be honest, I can’t even remember what it’s called, I just put it on…occasionally
FAVOURITE WEB SITE: Youtube.
FAVOURITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: English or PE
FAVOURITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY: Touching The Void (Film/Documentary, quite beautiful)
FAVOURITE MOVIE OF ALLTIME: Dunno, True Romance, Commando, Pulp Fiction or Empire Strikes Back. I’m not going narrower than that
FAVOURITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: Magners/Bulmers
FAVOURITE SPORT TO WATCH: Football, Gaelic Football, Fighting and Rugby Union. Rugby League isn’t a sport; rather more a collection of big lads, hitting each other. That’s not sport, that.
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