What happened was this right. I heard this like siren thing going off and I said “I bet that’s a fire alarm”. My mate looks at me and looks around and he can’t like see no buildings or nothing. So he says to me “Whose fire alarm?”, cos like he can’t see who on earth would have a fire alarm. But then, and this is the key part, then me other mate thinks he has said “Who’s Faria Alam?” and so he says “She shagged the FA!” and so really it was just all one big misunderstanding.
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Or was it?
http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/ents/fariashag.html
I think we need to know and your the man to find the truth Sherby.
So that’s who she is!