Hallo and willkommen to all my new chums.
Ich bin Hans Klaussner und I am still looking for the love. Hahaha. That is correct.
Since we have last have been speaking, Hans has made great leap across pond and is now residing in the Land of Eng (England, my friends haha). I am working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true. Haha, this is not being true, I am making big German joke. I am working in a restaurant kitchen where I am currently the head of the section that is washing the pots and pans. It is a very serious position for one such as myself.
I am making many new friends in my working place. My good friend is the chef known by his name of Cheface. He is also like me not from being born in UK. Alas he does not speak any known language as so as of yet I am still unknowing of is origin of country. Cheface is not shouting and using badwords like the man Ram-Say. Although this is not being easy to tell as he is not speaking any words that we are all knowing! Hahahahahaha. Crazy.
I am still looking for love with a delicious rose of England. I am working in many hours for restaurant so I no go to discotque for my meet lady friend. Is please e-mail Hans if you is also lonely lady? I am good man and provide many furs and warmth for the winter festival.
Speaking to you soon.
Hans
P.S.
When in my restaurant, please do not ask for any dish containing squid. Is big problem. Danke.
[...] and you may be remembering me from when I am introducing myself and from when I am talking about my skills as a dishwasher. [...]