There was a time in the life of Sherby57 that most hits were generated by living legend Dave “The Davester” Burley (Dave’s Greatest Hits). But that was before I wrote a moving story about Mr Banana-Penis (Mr Banana-Penis is Looking For Love). The penis related search terms I now get are fascinated. Sadly Mr B-P is still looking for love. Here is a list of some of the most popular search terms used:
penis - a nice and simple search.
jesus penis - surely no photographs exist of this???
the penis man - I am the Penis Man and I come from down your way.
penis love - I know I love mine.
PENIS HOT – I think it is in upper case to emphasise just how hot of a penis they are looking for.
rare penis – I wonder if one of these will turn up on the Antiques Roadshow.
penis pond - There’s nothing finer than watching a beautiful penis swim.
freak of nature penis – I think a Banana Penis comes into this category
popular penis - I know mine has alot of fans.
penis pictures - Do you think there are many of these on the internet?
genetic research penis - I’m not sure a Banana Penis is what they were looking for.
female penis – If they found one of these then I’m certainly intrigued as to what it is.
penis of a man - Surely they just needed to search for “penis”.
downwards banana penis - This is a very very specific fetish.
David’s Penis – Do you think they found the right David?
bananas as penises - They came to the right place!
male penis - They generally are.
celebrity penis - A little bit vague – surely you wouldn’t want to look at just any celebrity cock.
looking for penis - Aren’t we all ducks.
nude penis - I prefer them that way.
man sex in penis - I’m intrigued as to how you have sex IN a penis.
man and penis - I think they usually come together.
pic penis original – Is there a problem with fake penises on the net?
buggery penalty youtube - I won’t even hazard a guess on this one.
photo’s of giant penis – No messing around for this person!
penis man big - Simple and to the point.
hot mans penis – I assume they mean ‘hot’ in a metaphorical sense.
international penis - It’s good to know there is no xenophobia in the penis world.
magnificent penis – I don’t think I have any pics of mine on there sadly.
the biggest mans penis in the world - Well we’d all like a look at that!
penis human – It sounds like a kind of mutant out of a bad sci-fi film, “Oh no! The Penis Humans are attacking!!”
And that concludes this weeks penis round-up. Until next time, keep cock hunting!
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