How does Simon Cowell influence the war for reality?
It’s a simple answer with no question.
Within some circles (and other shapes), Simon Cowell is known as The Dream Smasher. Circles within the circles (like a social Venn diagram) argue on whether this is a positive or negative role to play. Some say that by crushing people’s dreams, SC is destroying the dream energy of those poor unfortunates and is causing a disintegration of the shared memetic field. Others argue that by putting a stop to unachievable goals, he is actually freeing up the inner mental jizz-fluid on the frontal meme-sphere.
They’re all idiots. The War is much more complex than that. Not only is there not a good side and a bad side, there are no sides at all (and no roof). There’s not even a war occurring at all. And yet me and my colleagues fight it every day.
Understandably, people struggle with this concept. And this struggle is a key component of the war. Stick with me, my children, and all will become clear. Only it probably won’t.

more important than this philisophical debate is the question why does simon wear V necks instead of his namesake the cowl neck. Maybe as winter sets in he will change into a more appropriate neckline. The cowl neck would also serve to off set the high nature of his trousers.
I will look forward to seeing his winter necklines with great anticipation.
Hi Miss Warwick
Thanks again for another wonderful contribution.
The style of Mr Cowell is fascinating. Is there a balance between the high trousers and v-neck beyond what is obvious? Is it a kind of crazy yin-and-yang effect? Is this the secret of his success?
My good friend and style-guru, Mindy Ruson, may have a valuable contribution to this debate.