The World of Sherby57

Hallo!

Ich bin Hans Klaussner, and you may be remembering me from when I am introducing myself and from when I am talking about my skills as a dishwasher.  Wilkommen.

In the many days of regret since we have last been speaking, old Hansy has been promoted to the magnificent position of head washer dishes. It is moment of maximum adulation for my Momma and Poppa. They are have come to Eng-land to stay in my bed of sits to commence the festivities. Is “real hot potato” as you crazy Brits is saying.

With sadness, i must report that Herr Klaussner (that is being one-self), is still without ladylove within mine domain.  I wish with most sincerity that I am meeting England Rose, the proponent of beauty in my life. I am attending speed-date evening with my good friend Cheface (the chef), and you will be wishing us the best of bloody british, what what!

Bitte. I am now commencing my informing of you of my further plans. Poppa Klaussner, he in being my Vater, is using many Euro to pay for Hans vacation with his Uncle Sam of the U of SA! Is real! I am beginning my tour with New Yorkshire within few hours and I am hoping that are having the New Yorkshire pudding (with the gravy!). Git your butt out of the place as they may say. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

I am hoping that I am keeping you complete with my updates. Help me help you.

Brimming with man-love

Hans

Posted in General Update

Tags: America, Dishwasher, German, Germany, Hans Klaussner, Holidays, Lonely Hearts, Love, USA, Vacation

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3 Responses to “Hans Across America”

1. Anne says:

   25 November 2008 at 10:25 pm

   Hi Hans,
   surely your german is better than my english, therfore I’ll change now:
   Leider kann ich kein “Lonely Heart” bieten, da ich “Happy married” bin.
   Da Du mich aber vor ca. 1000 gefühlten Jahren in München einmal ausgeführt hast und dies für mich ein sehr aufregender Super-Abend war (für Dich evtl. etwas öde) sende ich Dir auf diesem Wege liebe Wintergrüße aus Bayern.
   Ich hoffe Dir geht’s gut, Anne

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   26 November 2008 at 2:15 pm

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   2 September 2009 at 8:08 am

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