Hello
My name is Sherby57 and I’m here to ask for £100,000 for a 9% share of my business, Spermoes Limited.
Spermoes are a revolutionary new type of swimwear for men that allow discrete masturbation in public places. The idea first came to me 2 years ago on holiday. Reaching the pool-side area, I’m sure you like me, immediately want to look at the topless ladies forthwith. Within seconds, I was engorged and wanted to have a quick hand shandy. Unfortunately social convention insists that this is wrong. It is then that I had my idea.
You wear Spermoes like any other pair of swimming trunks or bathers. The novel part is the inflatable region that conceals your throbbing member. Within the bulged zone, resides a systems of pulleys. After slipping a special hammock upon your manhood, it is possible to alternatively yank handles concealed within said pockets. Thus and so on, one can achieve a suitable masturbatory effect.
I have a patent pending for the UK and the US markets and have a manufacturing deal in China to produce the garments at a cost of £450 per unit. I have sold 13 pairs of the products online and have thought about talking to some major retailers. At this stage I am looking for a dragon to assist with promotion and scaling upwards of this business opportunity.
I’ll take any questions.
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