In a similar vein to Dave’s Greatest Hits, and Penis Frenzy, it’s time to look at some of the google searches that have resulted in hits for yours truly in the last few days.
“burscough spuds” – Ah, this takes me back. Way back on the 6th June 2007, we investigated the sinister potato factories of Burscough, in the hard hitting feature “Where Do Spuds Come From?“. It’s good to know that people are still investigating this barbaric practice.
“emmerdale hardcore anal” – To be fair, we’ve all wondered what goes on “down on the farm”.
“chipstick dispenser” – It would be quite a handy device to own, should you eat alot of chipsticks. Personally I’ve not had them for years. Anyway, the patent for the device is held by friend of the site, Dionne Warwick, and originated in her comments on Bullseye Bollocks.
“what does a penis look like” – I mean, if you have to ask, you probably shouldn’t be looking at one.
“dave burley”, “david burley” and “mr. dave burley” – All searched for in the last two days, surely proving his popularity continues. For anyone still out of the loop, check out the dedicated page here.
“green bear+the nuzzler” – I don’t even have a theory on this one.
And last, but by no means least:
“gender reassignment gaelic football” – Are there enough transexuals in Ireland to form a team? Is the person searching for this hoping to form a league? It’s extremely intriguing, if not a little erotic.
Someone once came to my site by searching for ‘leather bondage masks’
http://www.flickr.com/photos/andysretrocomputers/3610524288/in/set-72157613385693562/
WTF?
That really is quite disturbing. Assuming you didn’t write a post about fetish equipment, in which case it would be quite understandable!
I searched my site – no reference to those words….
It’s totally bizarre when it does that. I sometimes get baffling search terms which a struggle to recreate through a google search. The mysteries of the internet at work! Or maybe it’s some kind of conspiracy. I’d deffo bet on the conspiracy.
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