Today has been a day of startling corruption. First we learn how the X-Factor’s voting has been compromised by showing the wrong phone number for contestant Ruth Lorenzo:
Shocking stuff, but worse is yet to come. Yesterday, we launched the first poll on Sherby57 based on how funny my A-Team joke was (read it here). I mean, I’m not being biased but it is pretty hilarious, and so I expected the voting to reflect this. Imagine my horror when I spot 4, yes 4, votes for “Rubbish”.
Well, I don’t want to sound conceited, but I knew that these were false. Quickly deploying the Sherby57 Internet Security Team (SIST), they found that I had been the victim of a notorious hacker, know only as “JLS”.
The infamous JLS is suspected to be in league with none other that, yes you guessed it, Goot the Goddamn Crow. Will this never stop? When will the people rise up against this tyranny?? He must be stopped!!
Anyway, on a lighter note, here is an X-Factor joke:
Q: Why did the spanish X-factor contestant like to be on a ferry?
A: Because the Ruth (roof) is always near the Sealink (ceiling).
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