Just as November draws to a close, and you think that I’ve given up on the idea…it’s Post From The Past! My least favourite blog feature!
Sadly, my desire to recycle old posts is far stronger than my hatred of writing this rubbish. So, it’s time to enjoy the joy of November 2007:
11. Traitors – I’m still absolutely livid about all this ‘lunch’ business. You really shouldn’t be saying it at all. Read this post and then once you feel as strongly about it as I do (as I’m sure you will), then please write to your local MP. Only by sticking together can we stamp out this appalling behaviour.
10. Pour Some Gravy On Me – Crazily, I’m still clueless as to what this ‘gravy’ stuff is. Sometimes I wish I was slightly less posh, but I guess somebody has to be! What what!
9. Listen to the Legend – Sadly Dave “Dave Burley” Burley no longer appears on ‘The Cat 1251′ (it’s a radio station). I’ve not spoken to him for a little while, so I really need an update. Hopefully his dulcit tones will be appearing elsewhere. They will be if there is any justice in the world. Ask Lemar.
8. Can you drink from a can? – Exquisite poetry – This brought a tear to my eye, and I wrote it, that must show you how emotional it is.
7. Fireheart! The Home Page – For all your Fireheart! needs.
6. The L-Word – I’m not proud that I used the word ‘lunch’, see number 11 in this list for evidence of why. I am proud that I was big enough to apologise about it.
5. Ramsay’s Not So Posh – Fuck this, fuck that. Come on big boy, yes? Show us your bollocks, yes? Have some gravy, yes? No, Gordon, I don’t think I will.
4. St Helensian for Beginners – Lesson 4 -Mmmm breast of lamb, so so tasty. Well you’d think so if you were from St. Helens.
3. Guten Tag – Ah, the first contribution from my German friend, Hans Klaussner. He’s still looking for love you know, so if you like what you read about him, please leave a comment.
2. Seven Years – An Analysis – A disturbingly detailed comparison of Dave “Bobby B in Da Golf C” Burley’s two fact files.
1. Fireheart! Part 5 – The action heats up as Johnny faces mortal peril with aplomb. Or some shit.
Until next time, keep it real.
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