Be very careful, don’t say a word.
The Starship Champy is around and it wants your soul.
It flies around and seeks its prey.
It hides in plain sight, you’re looking right at it.
The captain is laughing, phasers set to consume your humanity.
“Your human festivities, have been jumbled by my mighty vessel, you will recieve no gifts this year, my dear”.
They wait.
Learn to see with your mind and not just your eyes.
It’s there for all to see.
Beware the decorations, they’ll be the death of you.

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