- World hunger will be ended when scientists are able to turn cow pats in to ‘steak substitute’.
- Fireheart! The Movie will have more production problems.
- A death cult will arise around Joe Pasquale resulting in the annexation of East Anglia.
- Aliens will make contact in the autumn. They’ll come so they can buy DVDs of ‘My Family’. It’s actually very funny on their planet.
- Ducks will become tired of quacking and will launch a Blue Peter appeal for a new noise.
- Court Jesters will make a comeback
- Black will finally become the New Black and the cycle can begin again.
- Hitler will fight Gandhi on Pay Per View
- The letter ‘G’ will be sacked because of the Credit Crunch
- Crumbs. Watch out for crumbs.
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Gandhi would never fight Hitler because they box at different weights. Plus there’s the whole Bob Arum versus Don King promotional battle to contend with. I never undertood why Gandhi went with Don King in the first place especially after King was quoted saying “…satyagraha is for the weak..”.
I don’t think that Gandhi agrees with King philosophically, but he knows that he’ll get him the biggest slice of the purse. It’s all about the dough-ray-me with that Gandhi.