You may remember, way back in September last year, about the great new Mindy Ruson blog. I can only assume that you do remember. Anyway, all was quiet on the Mindy front until today – there has finally been a second posting on her Style Emporium:
http://mindyruson.wordpress.com/2009/05/18/a-statement/
It seems that Mindy is still out there, but that her stylish lifestyle is so hectic that he hasn’t yet been able to blog for us. We need to start some kind of campaign to get her to write; I’m naturally pretty stylish, but I’m not going to turn down advice from an expert. Who’s with me?
chapter 5 is complete!
I need to know what to wear to a toilet party. Can mindy help?
I don’t actually know what a toilet party is, but if you give her enough details, Mindy will definitely help.
A party where you imitate your favourite toilet, Drink toilet water and see who can make the noise most like a plop when someone is behind the closed door, listening, for instance.
I know when I started dating one of the alessi twin things that it was embarrassing when you needed a poo and they were waiting in the hotel room for you. you’d have to run the taps or put bog roll down the can to stop them hearing the point of contact betwixt poo and water. A ‘parachute’ if you will.
Oh Stefan. Your poo related anecdotes are accurate if not a little nauseating. It beggars belief that you managed to bag yourself an identical twin. If Sweet Valley High has taught us anything, it’s that identical twins are usually averse to such scatological musing.
What is your secret?
[...] 6. Where Is Mindy? – Despite what you may have been led to believe, I am not Mindy Ruson. No, Mindy is an absolute legend in interior decorating circles. This is a little post about her. Strangely, that bounder, Stefan Dennis, has left some comments on this post. There was even an unanswered comment that I have just replied to. I don’t like to ignore people, even if it takes me a year. And even if it’s Stefan Dennis. [...]