Before I begin my rib-tickling, I’d like to point out that these jokes do not represent any disrespect to the Geordie nation (nor to the lovely ladies of the Orange call centre).
Q: What did the geordie pilot say when offered confectionary on take off?
A: Chocs Howay!
Q: Where did Bugs Bunny find out information on reliable second hand cars in Newcastle?
A: The Car Toon Network
Q: Which Cagney & Lacey actress likes to have a walk every day along Newcastle’s famous river?
A: Tyne Daly (daily)
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