It’s yet another entry in The Sherby57 Project, your guide to living a spiritually enlightened life.
The first thing we’re going to look at is Computer Game Review, from 4th June 2007. On the face of it, this looks to be a straightforward feature highlighting some recently released computer games. However, on slightly closer inspection, you may notice that these titles have been developed for out of date platforms, such as the Spectrum 48K, and the Dragon 32. How can it be possible that someone was still releasing games for such prehistoric computers in the year 2007?? The simple answer to this, my friend, is The Sherby57 Project.
By 2007, home computers had become so powerful that they were beginning bypass human brainwave patterns. By selecting older computers, such as the Spectrum, Sherby57 was able to alter the consciousness of anyone playing these titles. On the face of it, this might seem somewhat unethical. If you think that though, you’re wrong – Sherby57 is always correct, and therefore, ipso facto, is always morally bang on. Were you one of the lucky people to buy games such as Richard Madeley’s International Nose-Bleed Championship Manager 2007, Office Molester 2: See You In Court or Shoot My Face? If so, then you are likely to have experienced a 50% increase in your IQ, and a new found desire to make world peace a reality. I believe the games are still available if you look hard enough.
The post Puzzle Corner, published on the 9th June 2007, took a somewhat more subtle approach to brain rearrangement. The three, seemingly simple, puzzles were designed to encourage mental acuity by focusing thought patterns in to a specific pattern. To be honest, it’s a bit complicated to explain here, so it is best served with an example of its results. Some time in early September 2007, local baker Graham Golden (not real name) was struggling to make a living due to his inabilty to remember the recipe for bread. At the suggestion of a friend, he searched the internet for some simple puzzles to stimulate his paltry mind. Luckily for him, he stumbled across Puzzle Corner. He started by trying to work out which spider was connected to the red circle, and spent many an hour looking for a solution. By the time he had completed the third challenge, ‘who am I?’, he was a man transformed. Graham is now one of the top psychic billiards players in the world, and fought in the recent transdimensional ‘ball-bag’ war, on the side of justice.
Finally, for today, we come to One Was a Stunner, One Was a Dog, a brain teaser published on 19th October 2007. The challenge that was set was thus:
A man walks into a pub accompanied by several of his work colleagues. The group enjoy an evenings drinking and dancing in the said public house. The man is not out of sight of his colleagues for more than 2-3 minutes in the whole night (allowing for toilet breaks). They all leave suitably drunken.
On the Monday morning the man tells his workmates that he had sexual relations with two women within the pub walls. He leaves the clue “One was a stunner, one was a dog”. How did this happen? Please leave comments below with your solutions.
As yet, no one has given the correct answer, despite several attempts on the comments section of the post. The secret with this riddle is that the answer is incredibly simple, so much so that to answer it will bring clarity to much of the universe. I cannot tell you the answer, you must discover it for yourself.
Keep on thinking.
If I was a cynical creature, I would wonder whether the true meaning of the sherby 57 project is a cunning way of promoting old sherby gold, without resorting to ‘PFTP’ feature.
I’m not complaining, I got to see Brian, a cockroach and a sherbert dib dab again through it.
Oh Doctor Angel! How your cynicism wounds my tender breast. The Sherby57 Project is nothing short of an explanation of life, the universe and why people eat cheese. If I happen to promote some of my older posts then this is merely a accidental by-product.
PFTP stands for Post From The Past, a quite tedious monthly feature that you can read by clicking the following link:
http://sherby57.co.uk/category/post-from-the-past/
I know what PFTP is, I just told you about it above.
For the love of Ray Meagher (Alf stewart)
Dear Doctor
I know that you know what PFTP is, I was merely trying to be helpful to those less familiar with Sherby57 than yourself. I.e. Everybody else in the world.
And please don’t take Alf Stewart’s name in vain. He is my god. You great Gullah.
Lol
I know.
the world should hang it’s head in shame in not knowing about this glorious, wobbly faced, alf stewart of a blog.
the only thing I can say to such an ignorant world is “Dane Bowers”
FIN.
Dr. Angel
Your correctitude continues to astound me, I thank you from the bottom of my many hearts for your continued support.
Alf Stewart = God
Dane Bowers = Satan
????? = Jesus
Jesus=Adam Cameron and his crazy-get-rich-quick schemes.
Your insider knowledge of Summer Bay based trivia has left me dumbfounded. Praise be, to the great gullah.
you do realise, sherbster, that for a large amount of the time in the pub last night and when we got back to my shed, me and my associates were all peseverating on this conundrum. It’s the new sensation that’s sweeping the nation.
Now, I must get back to my doctoring, mortals.
It is good to see that The Sherby57 Project is having its intended effect. I expect to meet you and your associates on the astral plane, any day now.
Tend to you patients, little lamb.
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