There was an old woman who lived in a shoe, but, whose shoe was it? Clearly it was either a really big shoe or a really tiny lady. Either way, it’s pretty weird. Is this the sort of rhyme that we really want to be teaching to our nursery-aged children? It sounds more like hocus pocus drugs talk.
This matter needs to be investigated and put to bed once and for all. I suspect the rhyme might even be a mere fabrication, but that’s just speculation at this stage. I’ll get my best men working on it.
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