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When Two Goots Go To War

on 23 October 2009

The following link has come to my attention:

http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2009/10/22/meet-team-extreme-part-1/

In it, we learn of a covert government black ops team, called Team Extreme.  This article contains the disturbing quote:

You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow.   The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia.

This marks a stunning change in the history of Crow Industries, as, until recently, this universe did not contain a ‘Good Goot’.  I have some of the top scientists in Sherby57 Towers working on this and we hope to provide more substantial answers for you soon.

While you’re waiting, I suggest that you don’t make any plans.  The multiverse might just decide to undo them.

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6 Responses to “When Two Goots Go To War”

  1. Doctor Angel says:

    shit and corruption! is this the end of ‘owls in a box’ ? (the prequel to ‘snakes on a barge’ remade as hollywood movie, ‘snakes on a plane’).

  2. sherby57 says:

    Don’t worry, doc, the whole ‘owl in a box’ franchise is safe. I’ve had my top biggins ensure that its meta-textual moorings are securely tethered. We don’t want a repeat of the whole ‘Hairy Mary 2: Shaven Haven’ escapade. We’ve learnt from our mistakes.

  3. Doctor Angel says:

    Imagine it. An owl in a box. Could you countenance it? Seriously. An OWL in a BOX. That’s hollywood calling, right there.

    I’m working on the t-shirts now, although I think i may have seen Hooters t-shirts elsewhere. When will people stop copying me?

  4. sherby57 says:

    As long as you’re coming up with ground-breaking notions, there will be those who will attempt to steal them from you. What they fail to realise, from their materialistic point of view, is that by co-opting your revolutionary ideas they are unwittingly complicit in the reforming of society in your image.

    Good work.

  5. Doctor Angel says:

    and what an image! I will only rest when the truth equates to Doctor Angel and her teachings.

    Only then will we live in a word where you can stroke dogfish, pugs are compulsory, and free make up is dispensed.

  6. sherby57 says:

    We can only dream, dear doctor. We can only dream.

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