Q: When the moon is in your eye and your heart is full of madness, what’s the best way to get rid of your sadness?
A: Sit down, stand up and spin round. Put your hands on your hips and fall down on the ground.
Q: If a man says hello and you feel a little scared, how do you respond so that his feelings are spared?
A: Hold him tight in an inappropriate way, then make him dance like the merry month of May.
Q: What should you do when you’re stuck in a lift, you’re running late for work and it’s time for your shift?
A: Take a deep breath and then scream out loud. Take off all your clothes and hope there’s a crowd.
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