I’m stuck in a piece of amber like those mosquitoes in Jurassic Park. I’m hoping that in several million years time that my DNA will be extracted and I’ll be able to terrorise some paleontologists on an island. You’ve got to have a dream.
It’s a bit boring in the amber, though. I’ve got a few copies of Heat magazine with me, but I’m only going to get 30 years of reading out of them.
I spy, with my little eye, something beginning with ‘a’.
It’s amber.
Again.
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If I gave a stab at some interpretation…
You feel trapped and bored by your current situation. You have dreams of being big and frightening, but can’t see a way of achieving it.
You enjoy celebrity gossip.
this interpretation comes via the Barnum-Effect-o-matic.
I really need to get me one of those Barnum-Effect-o-matic, I hear that they’re excellent at predicting which socks your should wear.
P.s.
I’m officially changing the subject as your interpretation was scarily accurate.