Rats! That’s right. Rats.
Bats?
No. Rats.
Are we all clear? That’s good. You’d never believe the trouble I have with people not knowing about the rats. The little swines, they’re very, very naughty little boys and girls. And furry. And they scurry. Oh yes, they’re also aliens.
Yes. Aliens.
From the outer space.
It’s true. Rat aliens.
In a UFO, steering it with their tails and peering at you with their glistening, beady eyes. Like black marbles from another galaxy.
Don’t say that I didn’t warn you.
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