The average human generates enough wool in a year to fill 3 olympic swimming pools, which is equivalent to 25 Noel Edmond’s style jumpers. The natural world is so amazing, you’d almost think that I’d just made that up.
If we could harness all the human-wool energy, we’d all be able to have turnip-based jet packs instead of using boring old cars. It sounds wonderful, doesn’t it?
Then why haven’t we done it?
It’s because governments and stuff are probably evil and don’t like the thoughts of us all flying about and stuff. That MUST be the answer.
You heard it here first.
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Governments are evil. They don’t want us to know there’s an egg on every corner or that cars and petrol don’t exist. If we knew that we wouln’t spend thousands of pounds on such things, lining their ‘coffers’ that are used to buy vast quantities of cough medecine for Dr. Binky Snuggles Hospital for big brave soldiers. a chilling organisation.
God, I always suspected about the eggs, but I can’t believe that it’s really true. Consider my mind well and truly blown. These so called ‘governments’ are truly evil and must be stopped.
What are these ‘coffers’ that they are lining? What are they lining them with? A nice silk, or something like that? This Dr. Snuggles to be brought to account for his cough syrup reserves.
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