George spewed his opinion like a rabid ferret: Lino radiator celery mayhem.
It was hard to disagree with such a statement. It literally spoke for itself. George really knew his stuff. The stuff that dreams are made of.
Patience is a virtue. Unless you’re on a sinking ship. Then it’s probably a good idea to hurry. George could flick between immediate action and procrastination like a faulty micro-switch in a cheap electric shower.
In this moment, he acted. An imminent explosion of lino radiator celery mayhem was no time for hesitation. He slipped on his goggles and tabard and waited for impact.
Luckily he had a flask of tea with him. It was going to be a long night.
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