It’s the weirdest sensation: a chameleon crawling up your back while you’re dancing to Cliff Richard’s Saviour’s Day. It’s only ever happened to me once, but once was enough. It took me a full six months to recover.
I’m not ashamed that it happened, it wasn’t my fault. I just wish that more people were able to talk about their experiences of chameleons crawling up their backs whilst dancing to Cliff Richard’s Saviour’s Day. We really need to remove the awful stigma associated with this, so that more people can come to terms with what has happened.
To combat this social evil, I’ve set up a new charity to combat the trauma caused by chameleons crawling up people’s backs whilst dancing to Cliff Richard’s Saviour’s Day. It’s called the Sherby57 Chameleons Crawling Up Your Back While You’re Dancing to Cliff Richard’s Saviour’s Day Foundation.
Please give generously. We need to put an end to the problems caused by chameleons crawling up people’s backs whilst dancing to Cliff Richard’s Saviour’s Day, once and for all.

karma,karma,karma chameleon
they crawl up your back when Cliff Richards is on.
the trauma is sad
but Saviours Day`s bad.
six months to the day
the experience will stay
though helps now at hand
from blessed Sherby`s band.
but, you can save yourself pain
and keep yourself sane
by binning Cliff`s discs
and getting quite pissed
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