Q: What do you call a Scottish entrepreneur who likes to dip biscuits in his tea at the alloted hour for long signs?
A: Dunkin’ Banner-time.
Q: Which 70s/80s alien-based sitcom featured some bacon and an Indian?
A: Pork and Hindi
Q: Which Godfather actor’s dad like to wear beige slacks?
A: Al’s Pa’s Chinos
Q: What do you call a woman who wears denim trousers?
A: Jean(s)
Q: What do you call a Frenchman who wears denim trousers?
A: Jean(s)
Q: Which glamour model is bordered by Iraq, Syria, Saudi Arabia and Israel?
A: Jordan
Q: Why do Saturday and Sunday have a feeble tip?
A: Because they are the weak-end.
Q: Why can’t people stop eating New Zealanders?
A: Because they’re Maori-ish.
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