The Captain

The captain sailed the seven seas

Not to mention several oceans

But in his heart there was no love

He was going through the motions

The captain had a secret dream

I think you know the answer

He longed to be upon the stage

And become a sexy dancer

The captain moved his chunky bum

All around his cabin

He had to perfect all his moves

To ensure his dream would happen

The captain whirled for all his worth

He had no need to beg

But it’s hard to be the best dancer

When you’ve got a wooden leg

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