The captain sailed the seven seas
Not to mention several oceans
But in his heart there was no love
He was going through the motions
The captain had a secret dream
I think you know the answer
He longed to be upon the stage
And become a sexy dancer
The captain moved his chunky bum
All around his cabin
He had to perfect all his moves
To ensure his dream would happen
The captain whirled for all his worth
He had no need to beg
But it’s hard to be the best dancer
When you’ve got a wooden leg
