Q: Which Thundercat likes biscuits and soul music?
A: Lion-O Rich Tea (Lionel Richie)
Donkey In A Pub – A Joke
A three-legged, morbidly obese donkey walks in to a bar, holding a monkey wrench.
He walks up to the bar and asks: ‘Do you serve tennis?’
The landlord says: ‘No, that’s a sport not a drink.’
‘Well do you serve Coronation Street?’ asks the donkey.
‘No mate, that’s a soap opera, not a drink.’ replied the landlord.
‘Surely you must serve Ford Fiestas.’
‘Of course we don’t, that’s a car.’
The donkey sighed: ‘Well, how on earth am I going to be East 17′s tour manager??’
Star Wars Jokes
Q: Which jedi likes to hunt pastry enacased food using a small glazed ceramic serving bowl?
A: Ramekin Pie-stalker (Anakin Skywalker)
Q: Which ewok likes to play cricket?
A: Wicket
Q: Which sith lord likes to send his dog to attack people while wearing a clown outfit?
A: Daft Maul (Darth Maul – works best if you have a southern accent – darft)
Q: Which ‘droid likes to wear translucent festish-wear?
A: See-through pee hole (C3PO)
I’ll stop now before your sides split.
Post From The Past – April 2008
Thankfully, another lazy month from my good self:
1. Literally Hilarious Jokes - They are literally hilarious. Read them only if you have strong sides, cos they are in danger of splitting.
Done and dusted. Goodbye.
