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Aug 1

Post From The Past – August 2009

by sherby57

August 2009 was a busy month on The World of Sherby57.  But don’t worry, there was quality as well as quantity.  Enjoy these posts like they were a fine wine.  Don’t drink them, though.  You might choke.

21. Post From The Past – August 2008 - Worth checking out for the emotional Paul Todd shrine.  It’s bringing a tear to my eye just thinking about.

20. My Art – Mungo – It’s a picture of Mungo.

19. My Art – Extreme Makeover: Mungo Style – It’s a picture of Mungo after plastic surgery.

18. My Art – Mungo to Mungette – It’s a picture of Mungo after a sex change.

17. Relaxing – Some of the ways that I like to relax.

16. Sheds on the Move - A celebration of Dr Angel moving her excellent blog to WordPress.

15. Meal Interrupted – An account of a dream that was rudely interrupted by incompetent nincompoops.

14. TS57P – Games, Puzzles and Lies – The Sherby57 Project takes a look at the deeper meaning of games.

13. News Vacation – A Poem – A Poem about the news having a holiday.

12. Loose Women Tighten Grip – Is there more to Loose Women than inane chatter?  You’d better read this post and have your mind blown.

11. Psychic Come Dine With Me – A mentalist spin-off from the popular Channel 4 reality game show.

10. The Alf Stewart Prayer – Sure, we should all be worshipping Alf Stewart, but this proved to be a highly controversial post.

9. International Barn Dance – A simple solution to many of the world’s problems.

8. Cultural Coma – What happens when all the ideas run out?

7. My Art – My Astral Form – This is what I look like when I’m off on my adventures in the multi-verse… possibly.  It’s only an artist’s impression, after all.   And the artist was me.  And I’m not an artist.

6. Stunner\Dog Mystery Finally Solved – One of nature’s true riddles was finally solved by the wonderful Dr Angel.  We can only weep at her magnificence.

5. Voyages Through The Sherbiverse – The Sherby56 Foundation – The story of Sherby56… that’s right 56…

4. Geordie Jokes – Some hilarious jokes based around the Geordie people.  They’re very popular.

3. Fireheart! In History – The Adventures of Captain John Fireheart and 404 Squadron – You’d love to read a story about a version of Fireheart set in the second world war?  By jove, you’re in luck.

2. New Religion Required (Please Vote) – My quest to be crowned Mr Spirituality 2009 started here.  There’s still time to vote, even though it’s a year later.

1. TS57P – The Truth About Potatoes – Potatoes.  You thought they were so simple.  Burscough.  You thought it was just somewhere in Lancashire.  You’re wrong on both counts.  Get reading this. It will change your life.

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Jul 11

Post From The Past – July 2009

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There were only four Sherby57 posts in July of 2009.  This means that I had a very lazy month, which is bad.  It also means that PFTP is very easy to complete, which is good.

4. Post From The Past – July 2008 – This featured the PFTP for July 2007 (beautiful, thought-provoking art, such as World Of The Cats; hard-hitting reportage, as we began to look at the Earl Of Evil, Goot The Crow; a chapter of Fireheart; and some goundbreaking fashion).  It also features the controversial poem, Pink Panties.

3. Listen To The Legend 2 – A list of dates and times when Warrington legend, Dave “Dave Burley” Burley appeared on a no longer in existence radio station.  It’s quite the historical document.  Like Chamberlain’s bit of paper, only more important.

2. TS57P – Hurley Burley – More Burley magic.  It’s too complicated\tiring to explain.  Just read it.  You’ll probably learn something important.

1. Watermelanoma – A Poem – A truly epic poem about an adventure I had with a watermelon.

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Jun 1

Post From The Past – June 2009

by sherby57

There were 7 posts in the month of June 2009 and some of them were absolute belters. They’re not my words, no. They’re the words of Modern Belt magazine, and they should know. Why not check them out. Go on, they’re just below.

7. The Crow Meets Coraima – Someone used “Goot The Crow” as a tag on a blog post, and that person wasn’t me. Weird, huh? I never did get to the bottom of the mystery, sadly.

6. Hi – A Poem – Quite a weak poem.

5. Post From The Past – June 2008 – The only post listed is the Post From The Past from June 2007. That sounds crap until you realise that June 2007 featured Fireheart, animation and Dave Burley. Check it out. They’re all only 3 clicks away.

4. The Sherby57 Project – This was my attempt to educate you on the true meaning behind many of my blog posts. It was really hard work and that’s why it hasn’t appeared for a while.

3. TS57P – Fire In My Heart – The first real entry in The Sherby57 Project, this post takes a look at why the first two chapters of Fireheart were so very, very significant.

2. Fireheart! In History – Julius Fireheartius – Johnny Fireheart is only the latest incarnation of the ancient Fireheart myth. Have a read of the Roman version. Can you see the parallels to the modern version? If you can’t then you may be brain dead.

1. The 57 Principles Of Sherby – 57 succinct lessons on how to improve your life and spiritual well-being. I’d advise that you read them now.

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May 1

Post From The Past – May 2009

by sherby57

Thank god that I published some posts last May.  Enjoy the return of the real Post From The Past.

14. Global Globule – A Poem – A poem that attempts to explain my three month absence.  It’s so obtuse that even I don’t understand it.

13. Post From The Past – February 2008 – This episode of PFTP features a Roy Walker based national anthem, some penis information and the lyrics to the hit song “Crowfinger”.

12. Post From The Past – March 2008 – This episode of PFTP features a moving story about people suffering from Blind-Duh-Date symdrome.

11.  Post From The Past – April 2008 – This episode of PFTP features some staggeringly hilarious jokes.

10. Back – A post which is welcoming myself back to the world of blogging after my adventures.  The most curious thing about the post is that I inexplicably describe myself as being good friends with Stefan Dennis.  We all know that he’s a complete rogue.  I think I must have been suffering from a form of cosmic delirium.

9. Missing In Action – A short post that was written in another dimension.  You don’t get that every day.

8. Star Wars Jokes – These jokes are undoubtedly hilarious, but, let’s be honest, I hate Star Wars.  I only wrote them in a cynical attempt to get some more hits and it failed miserably (9 hits in a year).  It serves me right.

7. Post From The Past – May 2008 – Is this episode of PFTP staggeringly better than the others? No.  Sometimes I just like to pit my posts against each other in an attempt to see which is the strongest.  It is special, though, as it is the first PFTP to feature 3 layers of PFTP.  The universe must be close to exploding.  It also features a poem about a dark rug.

6. Where Is Mindy? – Despite what you may have been led to believe, I am not Mindy Ruson.  No, Mindy is an absolute legend in interior decorating circles.  This is a little post about her.  Strangely, that bounder, Stefan Dennis, has left some comments on this post.  There was even an unanswered comment that I have just replied to.  I don’t like to ignore people, even if it takes me a year.  And even if it’s Stefan Dennis.

5. Happy Birthday – It was the blog’s birthday.  I’m sure you’ll remember to send me a present this year.

4. Toby Carvery – Poetry Challenge – It’s like a rap battle, only it’s poems and they’re poems about roast dinners.  Yummy.

3. My Art – Lucky Cat – A photo of a painting done by yours truly (me).  It was recently sold at auction for £4million.  I didn’t really want to sell it, so I had to buy it myself.

2. Baking A Cake – A Poem – A hauntingly erotic poem based around baking a cake.  My depths know no beginning.

1. A Hazard Of Parsnips – Chapters 5 & 6 – It’s one of the greatest stories ever told.  That’s why it’s number one.

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Apr 4

Post From The Past – April 2009

by sherby57

So, it’s time for the final part of the story of my blogging absence.  If you don’t know what I’m talking about then you can read Part 1 and Part 2 to catch up.  Now, I get the impression that some of you have become a little bit blasé about my interdimensional adventures and it doesn’t really inspire me to share.  It’s almost as if you think that I’m making all this up as I go along.  Oh, you’ve become so cynical in your old age.

Anyway, I’ll keep this brief.  I flew into the pregnant universe, I got all jammed up in her junk and then I eventually managed to do a bit of cosmic midwifery.   This means that I’m now considered a god in the baby universe.  Bully for me.  Yeah yeah, I know that you’re not interested.

I don’t really understand your attitude.  Here I am, risking my neck to protect all of existence and all you can say is ‘blah blah blah’.  I’ll be honest, I’m really hurt.  What would you rather I talked about?  What I had for tea?  Well, I had a Martian Carrot Curry for my tea.  See?  You don’t even believe that.  I don’t know why I even bother.

Anyway, next time that Post From The Past appears I’ll have actual posts that I’ll be to write about.  I’m sure that will make you happy.  You swine.

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