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Feb 19

Yet More Hilariously Funny Jokes

by sherby57

Q: What music format likes to buy porn whilst wearing a dirty mac?

A: A CD (seedy).

Q: Which music format do politicians demand that they get for nothing?

A: An MP3 (MP free).

Q:  Which type of computer says ‘chalk board’ instead of ‘black board’?

A: A PC.

Q: Which brand of poultry sauce is scared of when it goes dark?

A: Chicken tonight.

Q: Which type of structural support is it nice to put your head on?

A: A pillar (pillow).

Q: What kind of man-made structure used or intended for supporting or sheltering any use or continuous occupancy makes a microwave-style noise when it invoices you for payment?

A: A building (bill ding).

Q:  Which kind of television channel, which focuses on teaching people skills, can you catch public transport from?

A: A train station.

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Aug 4

Geordie Jokes

by sherby57

Before I begin my rib-tickling, I’d like to point out that these jokes do not represent any disrespect to the Geordie nation (nor to the lovely ladies of the Orange call centre).

Q: What did the geordie pilot say when offered confectionary on take off?

A: Chocs Howay!

Q: Where did Bugs Bunny find out information on reliable second hand cars in Newcastle?

A: The Car Toon Network

Q: Which Cagney & Lacey actress likes to have a walk every day along Newcastle’s famous river?

A: Tyne Daly (daily)

If you think you can take yet more hilarity, check out more of my jokes here.

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Oct 23

Waugh On Corruption

by sherby57

Today has been a day of startling corruption.  First we learn how the X-Factor’s voting has been compromised by showing the wrong phone number for contestant Ruth Lorenzo:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/latest/2008/10/23/x-factor-s-ruth-lorenzo-s-low-vote-due-to-phone-blunder-115875-20829737/

Shocking stuff, but worse is yet to come. Yesterday, we launched the first poll on Sherby57 based on how funny my A-Team joke was (read it here).  I mean, I’m not being biased but it is pretty hilarious, and so I expected the voting to reflect this. Imagine my horror when I spot 4, yes 4, votes for “Rubbish”.

 Well, I don’t want to sound conceited, but I knew that these were false.  Quickly deploying the Sherby57 Internet Security Team (SIST), they found that I had been the victim of a notorious hacker, know only as “JLS”.

 The infamous JLS is suspected to be in league with none other that, yes you guessed it, Goot the Goddamn Crow. Will this never stop? When will the people rise up against this tyranny?? He must be stopped!!

 Anyway, on a lighter note, here is an X-Factor joke:

 Q: Why did the spanish X-factor contestant like to be on a ferry?

A: Because the Ruth (roof) is always near the Sealink (ceiling).

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Oct 22

A Hilarious A-Team Joke

by sherby57

My friend has been feeling down lately, so I popped round to see how he was doing.  I found him sat on the floor drawing a stretched out portrait of Dirk Benedict.  I said to him “Hey, why the long Face?”.

Boom Boom.

If you need it explaining, just let me know.. it’s very intellectual.

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Sep 6

A Joke I Was Once Told

by sherby57

I was once told a cracking joke by someone at work. I’ll try and tell it just how he told it to me:

Well the first thing you need to know is that Lye is a small town in the Black Country, and it’s situated somewhere between Stourbridge and Dudley.  The other thing you need to know is that in the Black Country, instead of saying “I am”, they say “Yam”.  Now, bearing that in mind; what do you call a Chinese man who is somewhere between Stroubridge and Dudley?? Yam in Lye.

It really is the way you tell ‘em.

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