Q: What did James Bond say when he was poorly and someone suggested going to seek medical assitance and he didn’t want to?
A: Doctor No
Q: What did the timelord say when he was poorly and someone suggested going to seek medical assistance from someone with a rather outlandish name?
A: Doctor Who
Q: What did the song that goes “ting tang willa willa bing bong” say when it was poorly and someone suggested going to seek medical assistance from a green woman in a black pointy hat?
A: Witch (which) Doctor
Q: What do you call a feline two(or four)-fingered chocolate biscuit wearing a football strip?
A: Kit Cat
