Hallo!
I am welcoming all my good Englisher chums and thanking them for reading. My namen be none other than Hans Klaussner. Ja, das is correct, I am being from Germany. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, you English with your senses of humour. Is making me wet with pleasure in the groinal zone.
Ladies from England, beware. Hans is being on the loose and he is looking for you for love. I would like you to enter my domain where we have much happiness and wiener schnitzel together for eternity. Hahahahaha ha ha ha. I think so. Please be do not think I am like big fat man shitting in a top hat. I am good man and I like to treat the fraulein in the correct manner in accordance with the sacred Bavarian tradition.
Hans move to the England when is possible and he is am wanting to meet wife for love and marriage. Like a horse and the carriage as your prime minister Al Bundy is saying. Haha ha ha ha. I am making the joke. But not about love. Love is a battlefield and i will fight with the German people in my heart for you is being my love.
If you please, is reply to Hans and is talk to me for date?
Yours lovingly
Hans Klaussner.
