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Post From The Past – July 2009

There were only four Sherby57 posts in July of 2009.  This means that I had a very lazy month, which is bad.  It also means that PFTP is very easy to complete, which is good.

4. Post From The Past – July 2008 – This featured the PFTP for July 2007 (beautiful, thought-provoking art, such as World Of The Cats; hard-hitting reportage, as we began to look at the Earl Of Evil, Goot The Crow; a chapter of Fireheart; and some goundbreaking fashion).  It also features the controversial poem, Pink Panties.

3. Listen To The Legend 2 – A list of dates and times when Warrington legend, Dave “Dave Burley” Burley appeared on a no longer in existence radio station.  It’s quite the historical document.  Like Chamberlain’s bit of paper, only more important.

2. TS57P – Hurley Burley – More Burley magic.  It’s too complicated\tiring to explain.  Just read it.  You’ll probably learn something important.

1. Watermelanoma – A Poem – A truly epic poem about an adventure I had with a watermelon.

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Post From The Past – June 2009

There were 7 posts in the month of June 2009 and some of them were absolute belters. They’re not my words, no. They’re the words of Modern Belt magazine, and they should know. Why not check them out. Go on, they’re just below.

7. The Crow Meets Coraima – Someone used “Goot The Crow” as a tag on a blog post, and that person wasn’t me. Weird, huh? I never did get to the bottom of the mystery, sadly.

6. Hi – A Poem – Quite a weak poem.

5. Post From The Past – June 2008 – The only post listed is the Post From The Past from June 2007. That sounds crap until you realise that June 2007 featured Fireheart, animation and Dave Burley. Check it out. They’re all only 3 clicks away.

4. The Sherby57 Project – This was my attempt to educate you on the true meaning behind many of my blog posts. It was really hard work and that’s why it hasn’t appeared for a while.

3. TS57P – Fire In My Heart – The first real entry in The Sherby57 Project, this post takes a look at why the first two chapters of Fireheart were so very, very significant.

2. Fireheart! In History – Julius Fireheartius – Johnny Fireheart is only the latest incarnation of the ancient Fireheart myth. Have a read of the Roman version. Can you see the parallels to the modern version? If you can’t then you may be brain dead.

1. The 57 Principles Of Sherby – 57 succinct lessons on how to improve your life and spiritual well-being. I’d advise that you read them now.

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Post From The Past – November 2008

Onions and monkeys love it; it’s time for Post – From -The – Past.

7. Post From The Past – November 2007 – Poetry, a chapter of Fireheart, Hans Klaussner and Dave Burley facts. What more could you possibly ask for?

6. Rock The GootYet more information on the shady Goot The Crow.

5. MmmmmmI express my erotic delight of Toby Carvery through the medium of photography.

4. Anne sind Sie meine LiebeHans engages in an emotional conversation with a fellow Germanian.

3. Hollyoaks – A Poem -A poem that truly encapsulates the pulsating, pus-filled boil known as Hollyoaks.

2. Don’t Forget December 5th!A timely reminder not to forget Bonfire Night.

1. ElvisElvis lives – in the form of a sculpture.







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When Two Goots Go To War

The following link has come to my attention:

http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2009/10/22/meet-team-extreme-part-1/

In it, we learn of a covert government black ops team, called Team Extreme.  This article contains the disturbing quote:

You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow.   The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia.

This marks a stunning change in the history of Crow Industries, as, until recently, this universe did not contain a ‘Good Goot’.  I have some of the top scientists in Sherby57 Towers working on this and we hope to provide more substantial answers for you soon.

While you’re waiting, I suggest that you don’t make any plans.  The multiverse might just decide to undo them.

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Post From The Past – September 2008

Post From The Past fans rejoice! It’s time for this month’s….wait for it….Post From The Past!! September 2008 was a busy month for Sherby57, so let’s get stuck in:

15.  Chester Neat-O - Fireheart! superfan, Chester Spangleton, made a rare blog update, and we celebrate this fact here.  Chester has not updated his blog since 11th September 2008, and we’re all very worried about him.  Chester, if you’re out there, please get in touch.

14.  Crow History - Bits and pieces related to our endless quest to squash Goot The Crow’s evil empire.

13.  A Joke I Was Once Told –  The more astute amongst you will have realised that this joke was terrible. However, it was one that I was genuinely told, and so it was important to pass it on. Is there hidden meaning contained within its weak punnage?

12.  Post From The Past – September 2007 – September 2007 was an interesting month in the life of Sherby57.  There is a video of Jimmy Cricket, Jarvis Cocker receives an award, there’s a photo of me having a good time with two of Eastenders’ finest and there is an extract from an extremely erotic novel.  What more could you want?

11.  A New Fragrance For Men - Are you a man? Would you like to smell like pink panties? If so, then click this link and read all about a fantastic new aftershave.

10.  My Art – IPhone Boy -  My first foray in to IPhone based art.  Who is the boy in the picture?  Do you recognise him? You should, by now, have realised that everything here is connected.

9.  Mindy Ruson’s Style Emporium - My good friend Mindy Ruson started a blog, and did not continue.  It’s not too late to start a campaign to get her to update her (would be) wonderful blog.

8.  Toaster Amnesty Hits Warrington - A Nazi-style toaster collection took place in Warringon, in a quest to end toaster-related crime.  Did it work? And what was the sinister reason behind the confiscations?

7.  My Art – IPhone Boy 2 - Another moving portrait, another mystery.  Who is this second man? Why do his eyes glow red?

6.  Toast Conspiracy? - A follow up article on the infamous Warrington toaster amnesty.  Contains the “Sherby57 Comment of the Year 2008″ from Russell Hobbs.

5.  Hans Across America - My good buddy, Hans Klaussner, fills us in on his transatlantic adventure.

4.  Toast Me – A Poem - Emotional poetry was the only was I could describe the horror of Toastergate.

3.  Simon Cowell: Dream Smasher - A short discourse on the nature of Simon Cowell’s impact on the war for reality.

2.  Never Say Sherby57 on TV Again - A TV review including the documentary, Inside The Institute, and the reality TV classic, Celeb Kebab House.

1.  My Dragon’s Den Pitch - A verbatim transcript of my failed Dragon’s Den pitch.  I just don’t understand why they didn’t invest, they’ve lost themselves an awful lot of money. Idiots.

On that sour note, we conclude this months journey of reminiscence. Until next month, keep reading.


Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.

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