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Jul 11

Post From The Past – July 2009

by sherby57

There were only four Sherby57 posts in July of 2009.  This means that I had a very lazy month, which is bad.  It also means that PFTP is very easy to complete, which is good.

4. Post From The Past – July 2008 – This featured the PFTP for July 2007 (beautiful, thought-provoking art, such as World Of The Cats; hard-hitting reportage, as we began to look at the Earl Of Evil, Goot The Crow; a chapter of Fireheart; and some goundbreaking fashion).  It also features the controversial poem, Pink Panties.

3. Listen To The Legend 2 – A list of dates and times when Warrington legend, Dave “Dave Burley” Burley appeared on a no longer in existence radio station.  It’s quite the historical document.  Like Chamberlain’s bit of paper, only more important.

2. TS57P – Hurley Burley – More Burley magic.  It’s too complicated\tiring to explain.  Just read it.  You’ll probably learn something important.

1. Watermelanoma – A Poem – A truly epic poem about an adventure I had with a watermelon.

Post From The Past

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Jun 1

Post From The Past – June 2009

by sherby57

There were 7 posts in the month of June 2009 and some of them were absolute belters. They’re not my words, no. They’re the words of Modern Belt magazine, and they should know. Why not check them out. Go on, they’re just below.

7. The Crow Meets Coraima – Someone used “Goot The Crow” as a tag on a blog post, and that person wasn’t me. Weird, huh? I never did get to the bottom of the mystery, sadly.

6. Hi – A Poem – Quite a weak poem.

5. Post From The Past – June 2008 – The only post listed is the Post From The Past from June 2007. That sounds crap until you realise that June 2007 featured Fireheart, animation and Dave Burley. Check it out. They’re all only 3 clicks away.

4. The Sherby57 Project – This was my attempt to educate you on the true meaning behind many of my blog posts. It was really hard work and that’s why it hasn’t appeared for a while.

3. TS57P – Fire In My Heart – The first real entry in The Sherby57 Project, this post takes a look at why the first two chapters of Fireheart were so very, very significant.

2. Fireheart! In History – Julius Fireheartius – Johnny Fireheart is only the latest incarnation of the ancient Fireheart myth. Have a read of the Roman version. Can you see the parallels to the modern version? If you can’t then you may be brain dead.

1. The 57 Principles Of Sherby – 57 succinct lessons on how to improve your life and spiritual well-being. I’d advise that you read them now.

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Oct 23

When Two Goots Go To War

by sherby57

The following link has come to my attention:

http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2009/10/22/meet-team-extreme-part-1/

In it, we learn of a covert government black ops team, called Team Extreme.  This article contains the disturbing quote:

You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow.   The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia.

This marks a stunning change in the history of Crow Industries, as, until recently, this universe did not contain a ‘Good Goot’.  I have some of the top scientists in Sherby57 Towers working on this and we hope to provide more substantial answers for you soon.

While you’re waiting, I suggest that you don’t make any plans.  The multiverse might just decide to undo them.

Goot The Crow

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Jun 29

The Crow Meets Coraima

by sherby57

We’re always investigating the activities of the man they call Goot The Crow, and we feel like we’re getting to grips with the way his nefarious mind works.  However, we recently discovered this post on another blog:

http://coraimazap.wordpress.com/2008/06/27/sunday/

We’re totally and utterly baffled.   In what way does this relate to Goot The Crow, and why is he tagged in the post? Is it some kind of coded message? Or could it just be some kind of outlandish spelling mistake? Any explanations would be greatly appreciated.  Do you know who Coraima is? We need to know what this means.

Conspiracies Goot The Crow

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May 10

Post From The Past – February 2008

by sherby57

Here they are:

3. Roy Walker Spangled Banner - A beautiful Catchphrase based song.

2. Penis Frenzy - Lots of cock.

1. Crowfinger - It’s the lyrics, for the theme tune, of a spy film, about the Crow.

Sorry to be so brief, but I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Laters.

Post From The Past

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