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May 15

A Message from Hans

by sherby57

Yoo hoo,

Ja, my chums. It is me, your dear old Hans. I have been so long away from these precious bloggery pages and this is making me sad, like Peter Simon from your Bid TV. I have been making many bargains like painting wolf that reminds Herr Simon of friendly Alsatian, but is making him cry.

ACHTUNG! I am making announcement! Hans is now very funny comedy man in your England. I think you are not being surprised because you are always laughing at me when I am making my speech about Liza Minelli. She is very spiky lady, like Xmas bush.

My good friend Cheface – the chef of which I am been speaking to you in old times – has no concepts of language which I am ejaculating but he has given me groovy thumb-up-ass symbol indicating humour. This ensures hermetically sealed approval. Very efficient.

Danke und gut nacht,

Hans

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Feb 14

The Gravy Boat is 10

by sherby57

It’s nearly been a month since the last Gravy Boat and so we’re all happy to see it return.  Even though there’s no appearance from Hans Klaussner this time.

The episode includes a really bad attempt at observational comedy and a workshop with radical theatre group, “Rappin’ About Da Issuez”.  Most excitingly for Sherby57 fans, it features three of the poems from this very blog.  These are:

Exercise

Sparrows

Steve Bruce Wants to Murder Me

If you want to read along as you listen, then just follow the links above.  It will really add something to your cultural experience.

You can always e-mail the podcast at thegravyboatpodcast@googlemail.com if you have any burning issues that you’d like them to solve for you.

You can listen to it on iTunes, here:

http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewPodcast?id=340803894

Or, if you prefer, you can just listen to it here:

http://thegravyboat.podbean.com/2010/02/14/the-gravy-boat-the-real-episode-10/

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Jan 10

Post From The Past – January 2009

by sherby57

You all know what Post From The Past is by now.  And if you don’t, you’ll soon be able to guess.

9. Post From The Past – January 2008 – A pretty quiet month for Sherby57-land, but there is some Hans Klaussner action, a day trip to the Amazon and a fondly remembered song.

8. The Dust – A Poem – It’s a poem about dust.  What more do I need to say?

7. Shopping List – If I was hypothetically to go shopping then this is my hypothetical shopping list.

6. About Last Night – An open letter to anyone who uses the phrase ‘All the best’.

5. Ten Predictions For 2009 – How many of these predictions came true? Without checking, I’d imagine that it was all of them.

4. The Sherbys – Review of the Year 2008 –  A deep in-depth look back at the year of 2008 on Sherby57.  Read it just because it is long.

3. The Masked Avenger – Warrington’s most courageous super-hero.

2. Burscough And You Know You Are – Dr Angel uncovers yet more information on the whole Burscough potato scandal.

1. Toy Big Brother – Wednesday 14th Jan – I can’t believe that there isn’t a series of Toy Big Brother this year.  I’m gutted.

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Jan 3

Hans Do Speak About Doctor Angel

by sherby57

Can this magical thing really be happening?  Two giants of the Sherbiverse collide as Hans Klaussner records a special birthday podcast for our dear friend Doctor Angel.  This is what dreams are made of.

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Nov 1

Post From The Past – November 2008

by sherby57

Onions and monkeys love it; it’s time for Post – From -The – Past.

7. Post From The Past – November 2007 – Poetry, a chapter of Fireheart, Hans Klaussner and Dave Burley facts. What more could you possibly ask for?

6. Rock The Goot – Yet more information on the shady Goot The Crow.

5. Mmmmmm – I express my erotic delight of Toby Carvery through the medium of photography.

4. Anne sind Sie meine Liebe – Hans engages in an emotional conversation with a fellow Germanian.

3. Hollyoaks – A Poem -A poem that truly encapsulates the pulsating, pus-filled boil known as Hollyoaks.

2. Don’t Forget December 5th! – A timely reminder not to forget Bonfire Night.

1. Elvis – Elvis lives – in the form of a sculpture.



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