Thank god that I published some posts last May. Enjoy the return of the real Post From The Past.
14. Global Globule – A Poem – A poem that attempts to explain my three month absence. It’s so obtuse that even I don’t understand it.
13. Post From The Past – February 2008 – This episode of PFTP features a Roy Walker based national anthem, some penis information and the lyrics to the hit song “Crowfinger”.
12. Post From The Past – March 2008 – This episode of PFTP features a moving story about people suffering from Blind-Duh-Date symdrome.
11. Post From The Past – April 2008 – This episode of PFTP features some staggeringly hilarious jokes.
10. Back – A post which is welcoming myself back to the world of blogging after my adventures. The most curious thing about the post is that I inexplicably describe myself as being good friends with Stefan Dennis. We all know that he’s a complete rogue. I think I must have been suffering from a form of cosmic delirium.
9. Missing In Action – A short post that was written in another dimension. You don’t get that every day.
8. Star Wars Jokes – These jokes are undoubtedly hilarious, but, let’s be honest, I hate Star Wars. I only wrote them in a cynical attempt to get some more hits and it failed miserably (9 hits in a year). It serves me right.
7. Post From The Past – May 2008 – Is this episode of PFTP staggeringly better than the others? No. Sometimes I just like to pit my posts against each other in an attempt to see which is the strongest. It is special, though, as it is the first PFTP to feature 3 layers of PFTP. The universe must be close to exploding. It also features a poem about a dark rug.
6. Where Is Mindy? – Despite what you may have been led to believe, I am not Mindy Ruson. No, Mindy is an absolute legend in interior decorating circles. This is a little post about her. Strangely, that bounder, Stefan Dennis, has left some comments on this post. There was even an unanswered comment that I have just replied to. I don’t like to ignore people, even if it takes me a year. And even if it’s Stefan Dennis.
5. Happy Birthday – It was the blog’s birthday. I’m sure you’ll remember to send me a present this year.
4. Toby Carvery – Poetry Challenge – It’s like a rap battle, only it’s poems and they’re poems about roast dinners. Yummy.
3. My Art – Lucky Cat – A photo of a painting done by yours truly (me). It was recently sold at auction for £4million. I didn’t really want to sell it, so I had to buy it myself.
2. Baking A Cake – A Poem – A hauntingly erotic poem based around baking a cake. My depths know no beginning.
1. A Hazard Of Parsnips – Chapters 5 & 6 – It’s one of the greatest stories ever told. That’s why it’s number one.
