Post From The Past fans rejoice! It’s time for this month’s….wait for it….Post From The Past!! September 2008 was a busy month for Sherby57, so let’s get stuck in:
15. Chester Neat-O - Fireheart! superfan, Chester Spangleton, made a rare blog update, and we celebrate this fact here. Chester has not updated his blog since 11th September 2008, and we’re all very worried about him. Chester, if you’re out there, please get in touch.
14. Crow History - Bits and pieces related to our endless quest to squash Goot The Crow’s evil empire.
13. A Joke I Was Once Told – The more astute amongst you will have realised that this joke was terrible. However, it was one that I was genuinely told, and so it was important to pass it on. Is there hidden meaning contained within its weak punnage?
12. Post From The Past – September 2007 – September 2007 was an interesting month in the life of Sherby57. There is a video of Jimmy Cricket, Jarvis Cocker receives an award, there’s a photo of me having a good time with two of Eastenders’ finest and there is an extract from an extremely erotic novel. What more could you want?
11. A New Fragrance For Men - Are you a man? Would you like to smell like pink panties? If so, then click this link and read all about a fantastic new aftershave.
10. My Art – IPhone Boy - My first foray in to IPhone based art. Who is the boy in the picture? Do you recognise him? You should, by now, have realised that everything here is connected.
9. Mindy Ruson’s Style Emporium - My good friend Mindy Ruson started a blog, and did not continue. It’s not too late to start a campaign to get her to update her (would be) wonderful blog.
8. Toaster Amnesty Hits Warrington - A Nazi-style toaster collection took place in Warringon, in a quest to end toaster-related crime. Did it work? And what was the sinister reason behind the confiscations?
7. My Art – IPhone Boy 2 - Another moving portrait, another mystery. Who is this second man? Why do his eyes glow red?
6. Toast Conspiracy? - A follow up article on the infamous Warrington toaster amnesty. Contains the “Sherby57 Comment of the Year 2008″ from Russell Hobbs.
5. Hans Across America - My good buddy, Hans Klaussner, fills us in on his transatlantic adventure.
4. Toast Me – A Poem - Emotional poetry was the only was I could describe the horror of Toastergate.
3. Simon Cowell: Dream Smasher - A short discourse on the nature of Simon Cowell’s impact on the war for reality.
2. Never Say Sherby57 on TV Again - A TV review including the documentary, Inside The Institute, and the reality TV classic, Celeb Kebab House.
1. My Dragon’s Den Pitch - A verbatim transcript of my failed Dragon’s Den pitch. I just don’t understand why they didn’t invest, they’ve lost themselves an awful lot of money. Idiots.
On that sour note, we conclude this months journey of reminiscence. Until next month, keep reading.
Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.