The World of Sherby57

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May 19

So Cool, So Tired – Hot New Lyrics!

by sherby57

When I see you, baby

I’m at the end of my tether

Cos you’re looking so fly, girl

When you’re wearing your pleather

Cos we’re keeping a secret

Yeah, you and me

Baby, let’s go home

And have a cup of tea

When we’re together

We’re looking so cool, yo

But, girl, we shoulda been home

An hour ago

You’re rocking that dress

You’re quite the sight

But it’s getting kind of late, yeah

It is a work night

Cos baby, when we’re together

Nothing can harm us

So let’s get home

And put on pyjamas

When we’re together

We’re looking so cool, yo

But, girl, we shoulda been home

An hour ago

Poem

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Jul 4

Tea-Based Barry White-Style Love Song

by sherby57

Oh, Baby

Oooh, I’m gonna fill my kettle with your love

Just enough to boil for two cups of tea

We don’t wanna boil more love than we need

It’s not environmentally friendly

Oh no

Uhhhh, Honey

Gonna pre-warm your teapot

Going to splash my hot love

Deep within you

Mmmmm It helps the tea brew better

Oh, yeah

I’m gonna pour my hot love

All over your tea leaves

Oh no

I ain’t gonna use no tea bags

I love your loose tea leaves

I got a strainer

I ain’t afraid to use it.

Mmmmmmmm, Baby

You’re gonna taste so damn good

With milk, oh yeah

Just a dash, just a dash

Of semi-skimmed lactate

I ain’t gonna use no sugar

I ain’t gonna use no honey

Your tasty tea

Is sweet enough for me

Uhhhhhhh, I’m gonna drink you up

Oh yeah

Maybe have a biscuit

Etc….

I’m sure you get the message.

General Update

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Jun 21

Being Back – My Song

by sherby57

I’ve been away soooo long (I’m singing so you’ll have to imagine my tuneful voice).

Did you miss me? Did you know that I’d gone? (Don’t sing the bit in brackets, they’re a whisper in your head)

It’s only been four days, since we last spoke.

But those eternal hours that passed.

Have left me shattered like some glass.

And, in a way, it’s not so nice.

It’s like my hair is full of lice.

Only not really.

Oh no!

Woooooah no!

Baby.

Not really.

Erm, that’s the end of my song.  I hope it properly summed up the emotion of me not having posted for four days.  If you want to nominate me for a Ivor Novello award, you’d probably be quite correct.

General Update

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May 10

Post From The Past – February 2008

by sherby57

Here they are:

3. Roy Walker Spangled Banner - A beautiful Catchphrase based song.

2. Penis Frenzy - Lots of cock.

1. Crowfinger - It’s the lyrics, for the theme tune, of a spy film, about the Crow.

Sorry to be so brief, but I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Laters.

Post From The Past

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Oct 3

MC Lizzy Duke

by sherby57

Yesterday, I wrote about my (imaginary) friend Brian and his love of “Straight Outta Swansea” by MC Lizzy Duke.  Overnight, I have been inundated with e-mails wanting to know more about this “banging whippet of a tune”.  I can exclusively reveal a link to the lyrics of the afore-mentioned song here.

Many thanks to my good friend Dr. Angel for this information.

General Update

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