The World of Sherby57

Because I’m worth it

Hot Shower – Fireheart Movie Rumour

News of the upcoming “Fireheart: The Movie” has been thin on the ground lately. The project was delayed severely with last years writer’s strike.  Now as we reach the end of the summer, new rumours have begun to trickle through the grapevine (metaphorically).

Apparently, director Stanley Giggleswick has been attempting to secure the rights to obscure 1970′s disco anthem “Hot Shower”.  The song, which reached number 74 in (ironically) 1973, was recorded by Widnes-based combo “The Wakeboarders”.  Lead singer, Neville Brothers, who now works as an anarchist\technomage, is thrilled that his biggest hit could be involved in such an eagerly anticipated film. “Leave me alone”, he told us when we asked him how he felt.

For those of you who don’t remember the song, here are the lyrics:

Can you feel the power?
As you wash yourself in the shower
With the water coming down
And the love is all around
In the shower (shower)

It’s my number one hobby
Rubbing soap all over my body
There’s not one one thing that I’d rather
Than my tummy covered in lather

Can you feel the power?
As you wash yourself in the shower
With the water coming down
And the love is all around
In the shower (shower)

That’s my favourite channel
Watching you with your flannel
Oooh how you scrub your fanny
And clean each nook and cranny

Chorus x2

No Comments »

Crowfinger

Yet more lyrics! This time are the words to the theme song for upcoming spy movie “Crowfinger”:

Crowfinger
He’s the Goot, the Goot with the Midas touch
A crow’s touch
Such a cold finger
Beckons you to enter his web of linux
But don’t go in

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows to beware
He’ll upgrade your firmware …

By Mister Crowfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of gold
This heart is cold

Golden words he will pour in your ear
But his lies can’t disguise what you fear
For a golden girl knows to beware
He’ll upgrade your firmware …

By Mister Crowfinger
Pretty girl, beware of his heart of Crow
This heart is mental
He loves only cheap line rental
Only cheap line rental
He loves cheap line rental
He loves only cheap line rental
Only cheap line rental
He loves cheap line rental

2 Comments »

Roy Walker Spangled Banner

(to the tune of the Star Spangled Banner)

Oh, say what you see

What is Mr Chips doing?

Riiiiiiiiiii-ight!

Let’s have a-nother catchphrase.

1 Comment »

Whoops Julius!

Does anybody else remember this old song?

Oh, a Julius for lunch

A Julius for lunch

A salad you’ll remember!

Just make sure you hold the cucumber

Julius for lunch.

5 Comments »

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 415 other followers