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Oct 4

Post From The Past – October 2008

by sherby57

Like a one-man curtain-twitching squad, I return to bring you the best posts from October 2008.  Actually, it’s all of them.

12. Post From The Past – October 2007 – A look back at a packed month, which included: some poems, slagging off Bullseye, something about Mr Burley, Mr Quiff and much, much more. Check it out now, puncho rudder.

11. Search Me – A look at some of the search terms that brought people to Sherby57.  These include ‘emmerdale hardcore anal’ and ‘green bear+the nuzzler’.  Utterly baffling.

10. My Art – More IPhone People – Some portraits done on an iPhone.  One day, the true identities of these people will be revealed.

9. Toast Of The Town – A look back at the whole Toastergate scandal, one of the most harrowing episodes in recent Warrington history.

8. Join Cozzy’s Club! – It seems that I was the only person who could remember the old TV show, Cozzy’s Club.  That’s why I publicised its new web-site.  Sadly, although the web-site still exists, it hasn’t been updated for quite some time.

7. MC Lizzy Duke – A link to the lyrics of MC Lizzy Duke’s hit rap track, Straight outta Swansea.  A seminal classic.

6. A Hazard of Parsnips – An Experiment – A post which heralded the arrival of one of the most-loved and cutting edge works of fiction of the twenty-first century.

5. Waugh On Corruption – Disturbing news about an attempt to rig a poll about one of my jokes.

4. A Hilarious A-Team Joke – An exceptionally funny joke about one of the members of The A-Team, even if I do say o myself.  You even have the opportunity to vote on how good you think it is.  Currently the voting is: Hilarious, 37%; Funny, 16%; Rubbish, 47%.  Please see item 5 on why the ‘Rubbish’ category is doing so well.  If you want to aid justice, go vote.

3. Me Weak – My exploits with my friend, Bontempi, stranded in an igloo, bombarded by orbs.

2. Richie Cunningham’s Hair – An otherworldly adventure prompted by my ponderment of Richie Cunningham’s barnet.

1. A Hazard of Parsnips – Chapters 1 & 2 – The first two chapters of the classic novel. You read them, you loved them, you want to read them again.  When will the next chapter arrive? I’m afraid you’ll have to ask Dr Angel.

Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.


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Sep 2

Post From The Past – September 2008

by sherby57

Post From The Past fans rejoice! It’s time for this month’s….wait for it….Post From The Past!! September 2008 was a busy month for Sherby57, so let’s get stuck in:

15.  Chester Neat-O - Fireheart! superfan, Chester Spangleton, made a rare blog update, and we celebrate this fact here.  Chester has not updated his blog since 11th September 2008, and we’re all very worried about him.  Chester, if you’re out there, please get in touch.

14.  Crow History - Bits and pieces related to our endless quest to squash Goot The Crow’s evil empire.

13.  A Joke I Was Once Told –  The more astute amongst you will have realised that this joke was terrible. However, it was one that I was genuinely told, and so it was important to pass it on. Is there hidden meaning contained within its weak punnage?

12.  Post From The Past – September 2007 – September 2007 was an interesting month in the life of Sherby57.  There is a video of Jimmy Cricket, Jarvis Cocker receives an award, there’s a photo of me having a good time with two of Eastenders’ finest and there is an extract from an extremely erotic novel.  What more could you want?

11.  A New Fragrance For Men - Are you a man? Would you like to smell like pink panties? If so, then click this link and read all about a fantastic new aftershave.

10.  My Art – IPhone Boy -  My first foray in to IPhone based art.  Who is the boy in the picture?  Do you recognise him? You should, by now, have realised that everything here is connected.

9.  Mindy Ruson’s Style Emporium - My good friend Mindy Ruson started a blog, and did not continue.  It’s not too late to start a campaign to get her to update her (would be) wonderful blog.

8.  Toaster Amnesty Hits Warrington - A Nazi-style toaster collection took place in Warringon, in a quest to end toaster-related crime.  Did it work? And what was the sinister reason behind the confiscations?

7.  My Art – IPhone Boy 2 - Another moving portrait, another mystery.  Who is this second man? Why do his eyes glow red?

6.  Toast Conspiracy? - A follow up article on the infamous Warrington toaster amnesty.  Contains the “Sherby57 Comment of the Year 2008″ from Russell Hobbs.

5.  Hans Across America - My good buddy, Hans Klaussner, fills us in on his transatlantic adventure.

4.  Toast Me – A Poem - Emotional poetry was the only was I could describe the horror of Toastergate.

3.  Simon Cowell: Dream Smasher - A short discourse on the nature of Simon Cowell’s impact on the war for reality.

2.  Never Say Sherby57 on TV Again - A TV review including the documentary, Inside The Institute, and the reality TV classic, Celeb Kebab House.

1.  My Dragon’s Den Pitch - A verbatim transcript of my failed Dragon’s Den pitch.  I just don’t understand why they didn’t invest, they’ve lost themselves an awful lot of money. Idiots.

On that sour note, we conclude this months journey of reminiscence. Until next month, keep reading.


Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.

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Aug 1

Post From The Past – August 2008

by sherby57

Please enjoy the most fantabulous posts from that historic month, August 2008:

4. Post From The Past – August 2007 – This was quite a momentous month for Post From The Past, with a whole 26 posts to choose from.  And being the freak that I am, I, of course, made sure that I listed each and every one of them.  They include such gems as a man’s finger, some men on a children’s playground, a cute kitten, a story about a peg on a penis, and much, much more.

3. Hot Shower – Fireheart Movie Rumour – Any information on the Fireheart! movie is exciting, but this also includes the lyrics for one of the steamiest (pun intended) songs of all time.

2. Reality Vomit – An account of a rather interesting evening I had, watching a universe rebooting.

1. Missing Todd – A photo of the shrine, and a moving poem, bring to life the emotion of missing Toddy.

Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content

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Jul 1

Post From The Past – July 2008

by sherby57

Here are the lovely posts from July 2008 (all two of them):

2. Post From The Past – July 2007 – Looking back at a classic month for The World Of Sherby57.  There was beautiful, thought-provoking art, such as World Of The Cats.  There was hard-hitting reportage, as we began to look at the Earl Of Evil, Goot The Crow.  There was a chapter of Fireheart, and some goundbreaking fashion.  There was a also a very controversial winner.  Take a look at the goodness.  As they say: ‘Mr Sherby57, with theese Post From The Past, you are really spoiling us’.

1. Pink Panties – A Poem – A post that combines my two favourite things: Poetry and Pink Panties. What more could you want?

Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.

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Jun 1

Post From The Past – June 2008

by sherby57

Hey gang. Here’s the countdown of the best posts from June 2008:

1.  Post From The Past – June 2007 - There is something really depressing about the only item to appear in ‘Post From The Past’ being another entry from ‘Post From The Past’; I’m not a huge fan of the format to begin with.  That said, there are some excellent posts to check out if you do follow the link, including:  the first two chapters of legendary serial Fireheart, some groundbreaking, phenomenal animations, a photo of ‘Mr Warrington’ Dave Burley, some computer game reviews, some videos of ‘Mr Boombastic’ Dave Burley, and much, much (some) more.

Does it come across as particularly pathetic that I’n trying to peddle posts that I made two years ago?  Answers on a postcard to Sherby57 Towers.

 

Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.

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