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Post From The Past – May 2008

I’ve finally caught up and am actually writing “Post From The Past” in the month that I’m supposed to.  In my haste to catch up, I’ve kind of stopped explaining what PFTP is about (even though it’s probably pretty self evident).   The general gist is that I do a countdown of the best (well actually it’s all) posts from this month, except a year ago.  Or something.  At some point I forgot to add the disclaimer which succintly sums up my motives:

Disclaimer – This is an extremely self-indulgent feature and is a cynical attempt to recycle stuff that I have written in the past in the vain hope that someone will actually read them. Please feel free to slag off “Post From The Past” to your hearts content.

With that said, here are the posts from May 2008:

4. Post From The Past – May 2007 - There is a danger that mentioning this post could result in the universe collapsing in on itself – is it same to mention a Post From The Past in Post From The Past? I’ll guess we’ll soon find out.  This post marks the real beginning of my self loathing.

3. My Art – Bored In a Meeting - A devastating piece of work, illustrating with great gusto the futility of the modern workplace. 

2. Happy Birthday to Sher-bee (me)  - Nobody who was at the Sherby57 birthday bash last year will ever forget the carnage.  New bonds were forged that day – and as many lives destroyed.  And the party bags were immense.

1. Bit of a Dark Rug – A Poem  - One of the burdens of the modern world is the trauma of having a slightly dark rug.  This poem got really inside the issue and changed quite a few opinions in parliament. Is it any coincidence that the “Incrementally Darkened Floor Coverings Bill” was passed within weeks of the publication of this post?  Truly life changing.

Sherby57 out.

 

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Post From The Past – April 2008

Thankfully, another lazy month from my good self:

1. Literally Hilarious Jokes - They are literally hilarious.  Read them only if you have strong sides, cos they are in danger of splitting. 

Done and dusted.  Goodbye.

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Post From The Past – March 2008

Luckily I was very lazy back in March 2008, so the coundown is rather brief:

1. Blind-Duh-Date Syndrome - A moving story about people with a very strange medical condition.

And that’s it! See ya!

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Post From The Past – February 2008

Here they are:

3. Roy Walker Spangled Banner - A beautiful Catchphrase based song.

2. Penis Frenzy - Lots of cock.

1. Crowfinger - It’s the lyrics, for the theme tune, of a spy film, about the Crow.

Sorry to be so brief, but I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. Laters.

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Post From The Past – January 2008

A thankfully quiet month, here’s the rundown for January 2008. 

4. Whoops Julius! - A wonderful song from my youth, that hardly anyone seems to remember. Thank goodness for George Jenkins comment, I almost started to think that I’d imagined the whole thing.

3. All The Best - People are such idiots about the whole New Year thing, and here I explain why/how.

2. Hans That Does Dishes - A quick catch-up with the recently crowned ‘Hero of The Year 2008‘, Hans Klaussner.  At this point, Hans was working in a restaurant and still looking for love.

1. Sherby57 Day Trip – Kayak The Amazon - This is just a wonderful day-trip package, and sadly I’ve had no takers.  The price of £4000 may seem a little on the steep side, but it’s not bad for what’s included. Please let me know if you are interested. Maybe we could go wake-boarding instead?

Keep on truckin’!

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