Yesterday, we reported on the move to remove all toasters from circulation in Warrington. We praised this as a move to combat the unacceptable levels of white-goods related violence in the borough. The “toaster-man” was praised and this snap was taken by a cheering bystander:
NOTE: The toaster-man remains hidden as he shuns the adoration of the masses
However, after doing some digging, our team of investigators have found the following:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/2705875/Debt-ridden-council-bans-tea-and-toast.html
Apparently, Aberdeen council have banned toasters as a measure to save money on electricity. So, you have to ask yourself, is the Warrington scheme just a smokescreen? Does the infamous Shaun Kelly care about toaster crime, or is he simply trying to save money on energy?
Don’t stand for this. Write to you local MPs and let them know. Sure, we would all sacrifice a toaster for our safety, but this is the thin end of the wedge. Toast is as British as Wimbledon, Sausages and Pink Panties; we must fight this madness!
