The World of Sherby57

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Jan 15

Boredom Attack

by sherby57

I am writing this from a secret location. It’s so secret that I shouldn’t even tell you that it’s a secret location. I love you guys too much to keep it from you.

I’m on a special mission. I’m attempting to induce a trans-dimensional transfer through the medium of tedium. It’s really boring and I’m not sure how much longer I can stand it.

It reminds me of the time that I had to weave a magical blanket from the lint left in MC Hammer’s tumble dryer. I don’t know why it reminds me of that, the two scenarios are completely unalike.

Have you ever been so bored that your salty tears have formed a 5-dimensional crystal? Me neither, but I think that I’m getting close.

It’s a hard life being a Sheby57 operative.

General Update

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Dec 31

Post From The Past – Best of 2008

by sherby57

Rather confusingly, PFTP generates the best post of last year this year.  Sorry about any distress that this causes you.

This is a list of all the number one posts from the year of PFTP.  Last year I organised them in to a ranking order, but this year I can’t be bothered.

Jan: Sherby57 Day Trip – Kayak The Amazon

Feb: Crowfinger

Mar: Blind-Duh-Date Syndrome

Apr: Literally Hilarious Jokes

May: Bit of a Dark Rug – A Poem

Jun: Post From The Past – June 2007

Jul: Pink Panties – A Poem

Aug: Missing Todd

Sep: My Dragon’s Den Pitch

Oct: A Hazard of Parsnips – Chapters 1 & 2

Nov: Elvis

Dec: Show Me Magic

I’m going to have to pick a winner for when I do the Champion of Champions PFTP at some point in the future.  I pick HoP Chapters 1 & 2.  It’s a literary classic.

Post From The Past

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Nov 17

Dave Burley – Almost a Podcaster

by sherby57

Regular readers will know that we, here at Sherby57 Towers, are huge fans of Warrington legend Dave Burley.  If you don’t know who I’m talking about then I suggest that you click here immediately.

Anyway, Dave has become involved in an excellent new podcast called ‘The Gravy Boat’.  Sadly, he wasn’t available for the first recording session, so they have released an unofficial ‘episode 0′.  You can listen to it here:

http://thegravyboat.podbean.com/2009/11/15/the-gravy-boat-episode-0/

It’s also available to download on iTunes.

Let’s all put pressure on the programme-makers to ensure that our hero is involved in the next episode.  It must be so.

Burley

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Nov 5

Oh Doctor, Where Art Thou?

by sherby57

The more observant amongst you will have noticed the absence of Dr Angel recently. The doc is a good friend of mine and a regular contributor to the blog, so I’ve been curious as to her whereabouts.

The most popular theory is that she’s been recruited by the monks of Sherby57 for a black ops mission. It must be a bloody secret one if I don’t know about it. I can only think that she’s been sent to sabotage the Sherby666 trade delegation to Sherby45347 as they hope to sell them pickled onions as artificial hearts. We all know that onions are the worst pickle to use for organ replacement. The absolute rotters.

If this is the mission that she’s been sent on then I probably shouldn’t be publishing details on it for worldwide consumption. Forget I said anything.

Doc, come back soon.

General Update

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Oct 23

When Two Goots Go To War

by sherby57

The following link has come to my attention:

http://poursomegravyonme.co.uk/2009/10/22/meet-team-extreme-part-1/

In it, we learn of a covert government black ops team, called Team Extreme.  This article contains the disturbing quote:

You should not confuse Goot with his evil counterpart, Goot The Crow.   The twins, like yin and yang, have fought their good vs. evil battle for countless millennia.

This marks a stunning change in the history of Crow Industries, as, until recently, this universe did not contain a ‘Good Goot’.  I have some of the top scientists in Sherby57 Towers working on this and we hope to provide more substantial answers for you soon.

While you’re waiting, I suggest that you don’t make any plans.  The multiverse might just decide to undo them.

Goot The Crow

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